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Turn Your Coat
When walking home alone
Pray you don't see the old crone
On those dark winter nights
‘Tis wise to stay near the lights
If you are caught out
And a horse without
To le Villocq do not stray
Or the house where the dead nuns prey
They rise from their wretched slumber
Slow and steady they lumber
Towards you their unsuspecting prize
Imminent is your ghastly surprise
So, if you value your throat
Remember to turn your coat
No matter how well those phantoms conspire
They do not understand this invert attire
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